Quote #20560
Nothing lasts forever–not even your troubles.
Quote #685
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Quote #22034
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #2151
An honest election, under democracy, is an act of innocence which does not take...
Quote #16822
Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own...
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #22405
Lefty A wise guy’s always right even when he’s wrong, he’s right.
Quote #10349
Gratitude is the memory of the heart.
Quote #27634
I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...