Quote #12752
God has always been hard on the poor.
Quote #14139
Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he...
Quote #949
I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #31785
When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to...
Quote #5916
There is no beautifier of complexion, or form, like the wish to scatter joy...
Quote #17830
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
Quote #26621
A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to...
Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
Quote #7880
Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest...