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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
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I don’t want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.
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I had learned to respect the intelligence, integrity, creativity and capacity for deep thought...
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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The man who acts never has any conscience no one has any conscience but...