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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
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In spite of everything that has happened, I still believe that people are really...
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Knowledge exists to be imparted.
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There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
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Happy families are all alike every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it...
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Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
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Everything is changeable, everything appears and disappears there is no blissful peace until one...
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...