Quote #5781
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...
Quote #34456
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #19324
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #2682
Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope.
Quote #27707
As long as a word remains unspoken, you are it’s master once you utter...
Quote #2737
Sometimes I get bored riding down the beautiful streets of L.A. I know it...
Quote #17206
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.