Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28379 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Jerry Coleman Quote #26728 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Dave Barry Quote #14571 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
A. Lawrence Lowell Quote #34210 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not...
Gilbert Keith Chesterton Quote #26461 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
Homer, The Iliad Quote #4157 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled...
Jeff Melvoin, Northern Exposure, Democracy in America, 1992 Quote #9866 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election...
Andrew Alden Quote #24801 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Before speaking, consider the interpretation of your words as well as their intent.
Sun Tzu Quote #32267 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to...