Quote #2515
Decency…must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who...
Quote #28200
It’s interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like...
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #33144
(Speaking about Satchel Paige’s pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets...
Quote #26645
A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
Quote #16
Ten censure wrong, for one that writes amiss.
Quote #2564
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #4731
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
Quote #31338
I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, but He was not there...