Quote #20588
Don’t laugh at a youth for his affectations he is only trying on one...
Quote #17848
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate when...
Quote #10180
There is only one thing that I dread: not to be worthy of my...
Quote #21904
Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #20811
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #709
We are the total of our longings.
Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #2599
One watches them on the seashore, all the people, and there is something pathetic,...
Quote #24604
A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.