Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #11960
It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little...
Quote #23218
An association of men who will not quarrel with one another is a thing...
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If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common...
Quote #32439
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
Quote #19578
The Eternal generates the One. The One generates the Two. The Two generates the...
Quote #27560
Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know...
Quote #13902
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.