Quote #12053
The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object...
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When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to...
Quote #6021
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #9344
You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never...
Quote #18080
Samir No, not again. I… why does it say paper jam when there is...
Quote #20999
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
Quote #7919
Toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #5833
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...