Quote #662
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #30509
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man’s being unable to...
Quote #18489
Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....
Quote #16691
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men,...
Quote #15325
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #16669
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear...
Quote #20615
Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the...
Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.