Quote #16412
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #11124
Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.
Quote #34786
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong...
Quote #15550
Next to theology I give to music the highest place and honor. And we...
Quote #2462
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #12017
I am grateful for all my problems. After each one was overcome, I became...
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #30052
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
Quote #30056
Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #30929
He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for.