Oscar Wilde, upon being told the cost of an operation Quote #2637 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
Alfred E. Neuman (probably William Gaines), MAD Magazine Quote #11921 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Leo Tolstoy Quote #32149 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The more we live by our intellect, the less we understand the meaning of...
John Singer Sargent, quoted in Bentley and Esar, Treasury of Humorous Quotations (1951) Quote #8309 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
Marcus Aurelius Quote #10393 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Death smiles at us all, but all a man can do is smile back.
Edward R. Murrow Quote #20151 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.
Frank Herbert Quote #10392 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes...
Saint Jerome Quote #28969 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The scars of others should teach us caution.
George Arnold, The Jolly Old Pedagogue (1866) Quote #7926 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The living need charity more than the dead.
Margaret Cho, weblog, 03-11-04 Quote #10394 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...