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He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so...
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Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
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I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman’s feelings and...
Quote #16413
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Quote #17742
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only...
Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #15281
Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late...
Quote #18912
A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something...
Quote #667
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Quote #29500
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple...