Quote #34033
That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
Quote #28086
To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
Quote #16563
Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
Quote #9480
One ought every day at least to hear a little song, read a good...
Quote #3520
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...
Quote #8257
Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
Quote #20425
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level...
Quote #2196
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
Quote #4167
The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.