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The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
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Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark.
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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When lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest...
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He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever...
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All television is children’s television.
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It doesn’t do good to open doors for someone who doesn’t have the price...
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If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, ‘thank you,’ that...
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For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard...
Quote #21215
If any human being earnestly desire to push on to new discoveries instead of...