Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #12001
What is life? An illusion, a shadow, a story, And the greatest good is...
Quote #33232
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #29488
I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea...
Quote #22142
We must not believe the many, who say that only free people ought to...
Quote #569
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about...
Quote #27264
Common sense often makes good law.
Quote #16452
Never let your inferiors do you a favor – it will be extremely costly.
Quote #16861
Never read a book that is not a year old.
Quote #15174
Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on...