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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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One thing we know for sure is that change is certain, progress is not.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
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Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy...
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Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
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One may discover a new side to his most intimate friend when for the...
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Dignity is not negotiable. Dignity is the honor of the family.
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
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His life was gentle and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might...