Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Quote #15116
Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind
Quote #9514
He that commends me to mine own content Commends me to the thing I...
Quote #15010
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
Quote #23003
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.But I have promises to keep,And miles to...
Quote #32272
It is still an unending source of surprise for me how a few scribbles...
Quote #775
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #17128
The pleasure of love is in the loving and there is more joy in...
Quote #2872
I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!