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The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It...
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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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Tell me not, in mournful numbers,Life is but an empty dreamFor the soul is...
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There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
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When you see a person who has been given more than you in money...
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The cautious seldom err.
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As time goes on, new and remoter aspects of truth are discovered which can...
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The wise learn from the experience of others, and the creative know how to...