Quote #2857
The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed...
Quote #16237
Thoughts are funny little things,They can make paupers or make kings.
Quote #28360
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #21354
Death Its the only thing we havent succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
Quote #28662
Freedom is the opportunity to make decisions…
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #2028
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe...
Quote #21637
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price upon conjecture.
Quote #23507
The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Quote #16413
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...