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Whoever despises himself still respects himself as one who despises.
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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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To really enjoy the better things in life, one must have first experienced the...
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I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
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One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s...
Quote #5996
In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning...
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Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments...
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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the...
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There isnt much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...