Quote #18506
He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe, and evil counsel on...
Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #32059
Never, Never, Never Say NEVER
Quote #11138
A bad wound may heal, but a bad name will kill.
Quote #30190
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
Quote #27670
Character is not made in a crisis it is only exhibited.
Quote #16833
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could...
Quote #9073
Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain...