Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28356 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
George Colman Quote #33691 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Praise the bridge that carried you over.
Muhammad Ali Quote #19050 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Champions aren’t made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside...
Lawrence Peter Berra Quote #25502 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
Laurence J. Peter Quote #19484 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
James M. Barrie Quote #14523 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he...
Arthur Schlesinger, Jr., Playboy Interview - May 1966 Quote #3256 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No national political party is going to nominate another right-wing candidate for a long...
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne Quote #30090 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Patrick Henry, (Virginia Convention, March 23, 1775) Quote #2177 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me...
Joe Moore Quote #30133 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.