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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
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Danny Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes....
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Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
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It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
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There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
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Getting ahead in a difficult profession — singing, acting, writing, whatever — requires avid...
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Love is not a crime, denying it is. Having dreams is not a crime,...
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The human race may well become extinct before the end of the century.
Quote #12748
God gives to every man virtue, temper, and understanding.