Quote #5889
You only live once — but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #175
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #3146
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #6814
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane...
Quote #21940
Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you...
Quote #17733
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
Quote #3105
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #33838
Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be...
Quote #1395
The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my...