Quote #23745
To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
Quote #24331
Believe one who has proved it. Believe an expert.
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #29644
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #29969
Legend a lie that has attained the dignity of age.
Quote #2402
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Quote #11319
Arrogance is a kingdom without a crown.
Quote #19664
If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #8760
Our friends should be companions who inspire us, who help us rise to our...