Quote #27621
Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.
Quote #5847
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind...
Quote #28349
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #1218
“I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a...
Quote #15110
Gossip is only the lack of a worthy memory.
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #22846
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write if...
Quote #20837
When holy and devout religious men Are at their beads, ’tis hard to draw...
Quote #84
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have...