Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #11372
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
Quote #7411
Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
Quote #28749
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
Quote #12731
Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to...
Quote #2427
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
Quote #1431
A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above...
Quote #7010
It is a great thing to know our vices.
Quote #11233
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
Quote #419
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.