Quote #17202
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and...
Quote #26972
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
Quote #23491
Look at everything as though you were seeing it for the first time or...
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #5667
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Quote #23251
To live is like love, all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct...
Quote #21459
The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect...
Quote #31338
I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, but He was not there...
Quote #28278
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #10168
Most people dread finding out when they come to die that they have never...