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Tears at times have all the weight of speech.
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Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
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Destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow up to your ruin.
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A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.
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The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the...
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Courage in danger is half the battle.
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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...