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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the...
Quote #26628
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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Imagination, industry, and intelligence-the three I’s-are all indispensable to the actress, but of these...
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I couldn’t say who I am, I haven’t the remotest notion of myself I...
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #13632
To philosophize is to doubt.
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Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
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He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that...
Quote #5017
Work is the curse of the drinking class.