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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
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Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and...
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Any fool can tell the truth; it takes talent to lie well.
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
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I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
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History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man.
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Concentration is my motto – first honesty, then industry, then concentration.
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You don’t pay back your parents. You can’t. The debt you owe them gets...
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Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
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The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it...