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Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...
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Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
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Truth is so difficult to find that, when one hears it, it shines through.
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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
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Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals...
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Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...
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No man is ever old enough to know better.