Quote #2324
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #29006
No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest...
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Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn’t always have to be...
Quote #2616
I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser...
Quote #24227
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man...
Quote #17887
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
Quote #15017
Forgive thyself little, and others much.
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #15227
That which is won ill, will never wear well, for there is a curse...