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Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...
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Life becomes religious whenever we make it so when some new light is seen,...
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A sound American is simply one who has put out of his mind all...
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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
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Idleness is an inlet to disorder, and makes way for licentiousness. People who have...
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I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it, and I’m afraid...
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Television: chewing gum for the eyes.
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Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped...