Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #21919
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Quote #19187
The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you...
Quote #6536
The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of mystery.
Quote #24130
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #8801
I belong to an ancient, idle, wild, and useless tribe… I am a storyteller.
Quote #26954
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature,...
Quote #1193
Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels.
Quote #25121
Whatever may befall thee, it was preordained for thee from everlasting.
Quote #33028
Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them.