Quote #4049
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
Quote #7491
There can be no real individual freedom in the presence of economic insecurity.
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #32161
All that is gold does not glitter not all those that wander are lost.
Quote #34782
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #1076
In the Norse mythology Loki originally was on the side of the rest of...
Quote #3649
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #25210
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...