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Curiosity was a form of lust, a wandering cupidity of the eye and the...
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The question our century puts before us is: is it possible to regain the...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its...
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What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
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It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of...
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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time – the cemetery.
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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.