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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
Quote #12260
Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #10801
Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun...
Quote #25341
There is a need for heroism in American life today.
Quote #15342
We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but...
Quote #6821
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #14380
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood...
Quote #2077
The cowards never start and the weak die along the way.