Quote #2576
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Quote #12738
Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper.
Quote #31468
The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.
Quote #24642
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #13286
When you tell the truth, people listen.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #15621
The best way to end a war is not to begin it.
Quote #1196
Experience…is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Quote #8690
Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it.
Quote #20029
Do what’s right. Do it right. Do it right now.