Quote #38
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Quote #19151
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Quote #31790
Never, for fear of feeble man, restrain your witness.
Quote #8072
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #5339
I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion.
Quote #31073
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #12985
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Quote #13294
During these times, when crazy people are running the government, all you can do...
Quote #13481
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so...
Quote #22440
If you would live healthy, be old early.