Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks...
Quote #6545
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Quote #16071
He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the...
Quote #22819
An orphan’s curse would drag to HellA spirit from on highBut oh More horrible...
Quote #17039
What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose...
Quote #17012
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #11402
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Quote #11976
Life, at best, is completely unpredictable.
Quote #19022
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity