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For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
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All movements go too far.
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The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter.
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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
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Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the...
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We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of...
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If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that...