Quote #8770
The downside to being better than everyone is that people seem to think you...
Quote #2713
When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is...
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #584
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #32442
Do not be so quick to judge or label, for one day the objects...
Quote #1461
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
Quote #18527
Then Bob proposed ‘A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us’...
Quote #1384
At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.
Quote #15248
If thou desire the love of God and man, be humble, for the proud...
Quote #26979
He was a genius – that is to say, a man who does superlatively...