Quote #996
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
Quote #19568
He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.
Quote #13231
It is long since I have learned to hold popular opinion of no value.
Quote #24524
There is a remedy for all things but death, which will be sure to...
Quote #5309
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #19778
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Quote #165
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets...
Quote #8167
It is one of the great secrets of life that those things which are...
Quote #72
The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
Quote #20334
For many are called, but few are chosen.