Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #16768
The notion that the colonel need be a better man than the private is...
Quote #18480
Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
Quote #24059
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
Quote #10184
Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you....
Quote #33851
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #8420
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You...
Quote #2719
Lawer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.
Quote #1525
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #25330
It marriage happens as with cages the birds without despair to get in, and...