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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner...
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Ambition is not a vice of little people.
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Very simple ideas lie within the reach only of complex minds.
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Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say...
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea,...
Quote #13532
Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp...