Quote #12687
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Quote #9087
Truth is what stands the test of experience.
Quote #10234
So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables...
Quote #11540
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
Quote #6960
No one can wear a mask for very long.
Quote #7825
The sum of all human wisdom is contained in these two words: Wait and...
Quote #12997
Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
Quote #12108
The perfect man of action, is the suicide.
Quote #22300
Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.