Quote #847
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to...
Quote #1141
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
Quote #11721
I have learned that the less I pay attention, the more often I am...
Quote #32948
But few have spoken of the actual pleasure derived from giving to someone, from...
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #9357
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best...
Quote #10587
It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
Quote #22699
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #16627
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.